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Shade: A Tale of Two Presidents is a book by photographer Pete Souza, published in 2018. The book juxtaposes pictures of American President Barack Obama with tweets from his successor Donald Trump.
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Ulysses Near Arnett was the Democratic President of the West Virginia Senate from Marion County and served from 1877 to 1879. He drowned in 1880.
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