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Bacchus, Ceres en Venus is a 1686 Dutch-language pastoral opera by Johan Schenck around the theme Sine Cerere et Baccho friget Venus – \"without Ceres and Bacchus, Venus remains cold\", a theme popular with many Dutch painters of the time.
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