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{"type":"standard","title":"Dolla (rapper)","displaytitle":"Dolla (rapper)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q658212","titles":{"canonical":"Dolla_(rapper)","normalized":"Dolla (rapper)","display":"Dolla (rapper)"},"pageid":15570857,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/A_Good_picture_of_the_atlanta_rapper%2C_Dolla.jpg","width":251,"height":397},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/A_Good_picture_of_the_atlanta_rapper%2C_Dolla.jpg","width":251,"height":397},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289007390","tid":"d416ad3d-2a03-11f0-8df6-0550fab0e87a","timestamp":"2025-05-05T22:53:58Z","description":"American rapper (1987–2009)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolla_(rapper)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolla_(rapper)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolla_(rapper)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dolla_(rapper)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolla_(rapper)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dolla_(rapper)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolla_(rapper)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dolla_(rapper)"}},"extract":"Roderick Anthony Burton II better known by his stage name Dolla, was an American rapper from Atlanta, Georgia. Burton embarked on his music career in 2003, with hip hop group Da Razkalz Cru, under the pseudonym Bucklyte. The group quickly disbanded, and Burton went on to work as a model for the Sean John clothing line. In 2007, Burton signed to Akon's Konvict Muzik label. Burton released three singles from 2007 to 2009. The first, his commercial debut single \"Who the Fuck Is That?\", featuring T-Pain and Tay Dizm, charted on the Billboard Hot 100.","extract_html":"
Roderick Anthony Burton II better known by his stage name Dolla, was an American rapper from Atlanta, Georgia. Burton embarked on his music career in 2003, with hip hop group Da Razkalz Cru, under the pseudonym Bucklyte. The group quickly disbanded, and Burton went on to work as a model for the Sean John clothing line. In 2007, Burton signed to Akon's Konvict Muzik label. Burton released three singles from 2007 to 2009. The first, his commercial debut single \"Who the Fuck Is That?\", featuring T-Pain and Tay Dizm, charted on the Billboard Hot 100.
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