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{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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